How to carry your iMac

From apple's user manual:

How to pick up and carry your iMac G5

"Don't know how to pick up and carry your iMac G5? It's easy.

Before moving your computer, make sure all cables and cords are disconnected.

Pick up the iMac G5 by grasping both sides of the computer. Carry it to wherever you wish."

Wow. Suddenly I'm less inclined to call myself a Mac user...