Early on at MIT I learned the phrase "IHTFP". It stands for two opposite concepts; in a way, it's almost like the duality of light. Light consists of particles, and at the same time is essentially a wave. In the same way, IHTFP at once expresses the love and disgust an MIT student feels towards the institute. The two meanings are:
"I hate this fucking place" vs. "I have truly found paradise"
Anyway, so a favourite passtime of MIT students is to find alternative expansions for IHTFP. Some of my favourites are: It's hard to fondle penguins, I have tutored freshman physics, and my all-time favourite: Intelligent harlots try fancy positions.
That being said, here are some of my, Vishy's and Andreea's attempts:
News headlines:
- Indonesia has to fight pirates
- Irreverent hooligans trash flaming Porsche
- Indian hymns to foster peace
- Israel hosts three famous Palestinians
- Iraq hot topic for politicians
- Irate husband to file papers
- Indelible holographic tags found promising
- Inboxes have to filter porn
- Indian ham too freakin' pungent
- Ingenious hummus trashes fatuous peas
- Incompetent hang-gliders try failing parachutes
- Imparting humility to flamboyant preteens
Personal confessions:
- I hiss to frighten pussycats
- I hate trying fancy pants
- I hate tearing fancy pantyhose
- I hired three famous prostitutes
- I hate to fry pancakes
And, finally, encyclopaedic entries:
- Internet hosts talk ftp protocols
- Incas hounded the fallen prince // Citation needed
- Ironically, hash tables fragment pages // Not actually true
- Irate hormones trigger female periods // Well, sort of
- Intimate hosiery targets finance professionals // No comment
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