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From: Onomatopoeic O. Eggplant
Subject: Hlelo three!
Date: May 11, 2005 1:12:58 PM EDT
To: salt@mit.edu

Good day!




Tips And Secrets To Use In Your Everyday
Dog Training, That Can Cut Training Time By Up To 67%

It is really very simple.

If you're not using the right dog training techniques, you're probably wasting hundreds of hours per year. Not to mention missing out on some of the joys of owning a well trained dog. Imagine being able to take your dog to Starbuck's Coffee and place him in a "down-stay" while you go in and have a cup of java. And know that he'll still be there when you come back! You can easily reduce your training time by more than 60%, and still achieve maximum results. Here's a small sample of some time-saving secrets you'll learn for your everyday training:


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I really want to see the scientific studies that show that their methods cut down training time by 67% :) I'm particularly interested in the statistical analyses and subject selection.